27 March 2015

Good Morning, Ravenclaw - you’ve tuned in to GazeboGal’s Fresh Pot of Coffee! It’s time for our awesome Friday line up - a discussion of kidneys is ongoing in the Candle thread where comfort and geeking go together like strawberry ice cream , chocolate sauce, and pretzels. Which they do, try it! it’s time to prep for fondoo, folks - whether your indulgence is cheese, chocolate, or old-fashioned beef-in-hot-oil, tonight is the night! Alert from Security Chief Andromeda: Paperwork Demons are on the loose! This alert has been confirmed here at the headquarters of Radio Ravenclaw, where my Friday morning was stolen - stolen, I say! - by said demons, causing this to actually be the Less Fresh Pot of Room Temperature Coffee , which is only a desperation measure to be tolerated during all out demon attacks. TGIF, say we here at the station, it’s finally time for our weekly horoscopes! Octopodes (10+): I must say that we are all grateful for the can-do attitude you displayed over the past week. It’s a good weekend to ask for special privileges, because you’re ahead in points. Neon Tetras (20+): Dear Sweet Quaffle finish your OWL!!! Lions (25+): your horoscope favors games of chance tonight but not on Saturday , so you should say “yes!” to the Poker Night invitation (unless you’re struggling with a gambling thing, in which case we love you, we believe in you, and you should consider yourself a Neon Tetra for the next 36 hours). Fancy Goldfish (30+): You are going to rock that Sunday project if you follow a few precautions: put away all the Legos first; hydrate; and stock up on Floo powder. These simple steps insure success. High chance of lambs to cuddle in the near future. Narwhals (40+): get your wands ready, unexpected relations are scattered randomly in your next five-day forecast! We can only hope that they’re scattered throughout time, not in some literal or tragic sense. Capybaras (50+): it’s all about choosing the right containers, Capybaras. Measure twice, cut once. Cougars (55+): Follow up on that Wednesday thing. Respond before Monday morning. Peacocks (60+): One soupçon of self control is worth a thousand words: if you’re quiet enough during your afternoon meeting, Those Other People are going to sound like absolute idiots all on their own. Just look wise and gently roll your eyes. Dragons (80+): That little matter with the gnomes is taken care of, Ma’am. What may we do for you next? Important Security Bulletin : Speaking of cats, the Security Chief wants to remind all cats that tomorrow is agility test day. Test all your humans by jumping out at the from behind furniture and walking closely with them, preferably between their feet. Andromeda has had her humans practicing for tomorrow’s trials all day. Roll into the Weekend Edition with the subtle song stylings of a Finnish-born witch who is winning world renown: she’s Natalya Arctica, I’m TindraTieren and you’re listening to Radio Ravenclaw on the Wizarding Wireless Network. Speaking of cats, the Security Chief wants to remind all cats that tomorrow is agility test day. Test all your humans by jumping out at the from behind furniture and walking closely with them, preferably between their feet. Andromeda has had her humans practicing for tomorrow’s trials all day.

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27 March 2015 is an episode from Radio Ravenclaw.

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