How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics?

Da boys have 'lympic fever as they each use their last few remaining brain cells to envision a universe where they could possibly win gold at any sport. Zammit wants to make Cold Horse an event and believes he should get one for reasons that are unclear, Jackson might not win gold but he will go down in annals of 'lympic fever and JD is so sleepy from all that jet lag and good Italian eating so sorry fellas, no 'lympic orgy for him! He's too busy being so sleepy and not at all stealing your gold medals while you're in the orgy pile. It's the 'lympics, f***ing 'lympics in the winter, the winter 'lympics I'm cold, gonna get gold, i'm so cold It's the 'lympics, the winter 'lympics I'm gonna compete, i'm going skiing In the 'lympics, the winter 'lympics it's the f***ing 'lympics The winter 'lympics, it's in it-a-la-ly Italian 'lympics, mamma mia Ah the 'lympics! The winter 'lympics! Ma ma ma mia, it's the 'lympics Italiano, ma mamia, cappuccino Winter 'lympics You're gonna win gold, you're gonna be cold It's the 'lympics, the f***ing 'lympics Links to everything at including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics? is an episode from Plumbing the Death Star by Sanspants Radio.

This episode is 1:04:26 long.

This episode was published on Feb 22, 2026.

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