218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)

Perfect Person by Headgum

Sep 9, 202601:16:43Comedy

Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!! Join The Patreon: -Weekly Bonu...

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