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The world's best comedy and book podcast- where comedian best friends Ben Bryant and CJ Willard open a random book to page 69 and goof on it.

The steamy Fifty Shades trilogy ends and we've learned nothing.

Holy crap, billionaires. We did it. 100 episodes of the podcast. To celebrate, we finally finish the Fifty Shades series. We outlived Fifty...

I'll be honest, I don't remember what this one is about. I slept till basically 8pm today

Wow, what an episode. The famous lost episode. We call it that because we almost gave up during recording three times. But we didn't cause i...

Plus we learn about celebrities!

Ben and CJ read Marley and Me! A book about a dog and some other crap, probably. This episode rules and we're back from a wedding, CJ's wedd...

You ever want to know how to kill a goose? This is the podcast for you

The billionaires read Shutter Island, the only book that ever became a movie!

They're interesting little pigs! Yet they're not actually pigs??

It's a goofy book episode! We read the book they give children about how to raise guinea pigs. It's honestly a great time
I'm still baked, alright? I upload in batches. If I'm being honest? I'm higher than when I uploaded the Monday episode. But we learn a lot o...

I'm posting this very high and I'm too cooked to write the description but this is a great episode

We learn about the Soloist! A book so good it doesn't even have a wikipedia page. Amazing stuff.

We're back! With a more regular release schedule? Or do we just release on a cool Death Grips schedule? You'll find out! We read the Soloist...

Ben is sick! We couldn't record this week. But we can still y'all with a favorite episode. Check out one of our all time classic eps, Eat Pr...

I mean, of course

No spoilers but this is a banger

The billionaires learn more about the cowboy book by the romance guy

Nicholas Sparks cowboy novel. Absolutely sick episode, folks. Really great stuff. Just listen.

Ronald Wilson Reagan. Spies. Tom Clancy. Wikipedia. Get into it.
This one is a great one. No spoilers. Just listen

We learn about Bill Clinton's life. And you'll be shocked at what we discover if you weren't born in the 90s.

Ben and CJ read Bill Clinton's long ass autobiography! Simple country lawyers, yawn with us!, buckets of beers, old men in the locker room,...

Time for the internet! The billionaires get into wikipedia and learn about pirates and shit

CJ and Ben read a book by the author of Treasure Island and Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde! It's a pirate adventure! We talk dangerous public pools, g...

Learning! Recorded early in the morning and the riffs are HOT! Get into it. Learn about Charles Dickens, who was English

The billionaires read Oliver Twist! By big dick Dickens. We talk redistributing height, JFK is Stewart Little, racism is hack, yogurt names...
We think he might be!

Ben and CJ read "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". It's surprising, in a positive way! We talk fast food eggs, perforated buttholes, chewing...

We learn! And more importantly, CJ tells good stories about a trip to Italy (the birthplace of yelling).
Ben and CJ read Why Do Men Have Nipples? It's basically fun fact tweets! We talk about how pig pen was the poor kid, voting for people who d...

We get on our phones, not for jerkin it, but for learning! We learn about King Lear, just in time for Sparknotes season! Also we learn about...

CJ and Ben read King Lear by Shakespeare! Pretty good book, great episode We talk Epic Meal Time ruined bacon, the difference between improv...

A follow up to the podcast episode from earlier in the week! You know how it works! We learn about Ben Mezrich, who is a pretty good author....

Ben and CJ read "Busting Vegas" by Ben Mezrich! Stellar episode about gambling. Topic include dollar sign "S", Uncle Ben dunking on Spiderma...

This is the duck episode. We were supposed to read about Glenn Beck but honestly he sucks, so we learn about Duck Tales. It's actually fasci...

CJ and Ben read Glenn Beck's "Conform"! Glenn Beck has bad opinions, expressed badly. We talk a lot and learn very little. Ben can't do math...

The billionaires learn more about Nicholas Sparks red headed stepchild of a book! We outline the plot, so spoiler alert. Also Nicholas Spark...

CJ and Ben read "Dear John" by Nicholas Sparks! It's a great episode! Nicholas Sparks might be very mentally ill, though. We talk about a lo...

The billionaires learn more about Bleachers by John Grisham! Wikipedia has all the answers, per usual. Turns out the legal guy wrote a footb...

CJ and Ben read "Bleachers" by John Grisham, a book about a football player who goes to bury his coach. Written by the guy who usually does...

The billionaires get down, dirty, and dives (Guy Fieri reference, LOOK IT UP) and learn even more about Fast Food Nation! Sometimes we learn...

Ben and CJ read "Fast Food Nation"! It's education but daunting! Super fun episode! We talk about Yogi Beat, The Great Emu War, Flamingos wi...

The billionaires deep dive into What to Expect When You're Expecting! So hire them for your next live birth. We learn so much!

CJ and Ben read the baby book! If you're pregnant this episode might be helpful! It's very good and fun. Topics include: twins, bees, adopti...

The billionaires dive in and learn about George Carlin's life! He did like, a lot of shit!! Jump in and learn with us

Ben and CJ read "Last Words" by George Carlin. The autobiography that Carlin wrote from beyond the grave! Topics include The seven words you...

It's the post show review show walking talking dead show about our own show, show! We're still snowed it! Zoom episode! We talk stories, we...

A special episode recorded on Zoom because of a crazy ass snowstorm! CJ and Ben read "Taming of the Shrew" by Shakespeare starting on page 6...

Wikipedia! We're surfing it! We learn so much about the world! Eugene Debs! Kurt Vonnegut! Articles that have issues. You're gonna love it!