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Happy birthday, Branden! Only 34 years to go until your biggest birthday ever. Everyone bring your gerg-gourd we're judging zucchinis. I'm g...

"Houston, we have a boner" is something I wouldn't say I'm proud to transcribe but also lol what?! We're so overwhelmed by the recent suppor...

Celebrating the return of the Artemis II mission, Ceej put together this disaster of a lunch: introducing Fartemis II - a story of the chimi...

This episode was originally called "Good with the toilet stuff" but our editor (me) decided that would potentially get us (me) into a meetin...

This week, the pod receives the exact recognition you'd expect us to get and we react exactly like you'd expect. We're Brandenless again so...

We cover a lot (of nothing) in this (recorded on) St Paddy's Day episode. From renaming animals to renaming sports teams there's a lot of gi...

Grab your kid sized ax and lets get eatin' iguana eggs! We dive into the wonderful world of something called Kranch and find a new a smart d...

Alright everyone, we obviously need to find a place where adult men can ride ostriches. Oh man, we didn't even consider what a human/ostrich...

In the word's of Ceej - this might be the most Nerd Talk Nerd Talk yet! There's a fair amount of bird talk - more than ever before so this c...

If you ever thought to yourself "this podcast would be funnier with/could use more Ceej" boy do we have the episode for you! Branden is buff...

Buckle up, we're chasing down some wild gothtopus action. We learn that Trix are the skittles of cereal and find out what is the baja blast...

Would you be a dragon if you could? Oddly the hold up for the show involves wieners... Shocking. Apologies on the delay, our editor had a si...

This might be the first time we recorded the pod then immediately put it out - it must be this new Gerg Diet everyone's talking about! Pasto...

Alternate title: Fat Bourdain. Due to a clerical error (Gerg) we took a week off! HOA President Branden is making magic and counting lightsa...

Welcome to the Season 5 launch of this silly podcast. We need someone's (free) help designing a stoich-u-lator <- 2nd choice name for this w...

As a gift to our most chaotic character, this episode gets more nude than usual. Thanks for an amazing year of episodes - 49 in total! 2025...

Gerg Lizard and The Ginger Wizard has given up and is riding out the rest of the year by talking so much about a band he just discovered 10...

That's Mr. & Mrs. Huge Poop to you, listener. Well, it's a modern miracle: HOA President Branden is back and he's back in Horse Ghost Manor...

Welcome to the Fortress of Attitude where Italians aren't real and Space Godzilla can take on any satellite or suspicious ancient rock forma...

This is the most actual Nerd Talk we've done on Nerd Talk+ in a hot minute! Don't worry, we still the winners like fast food and a hole lot...

Branden surprises the gang with a plan to create our ghosts - you know since he lives at Horse Ghost Manor, you gotta think there's potentia...

Everyone shave your head and join the space navy bc someone decided to leave the podcast up to Gerg and Ceej <- that's a pretty good detecti...

Happy Halloween, nerd! There is a zero percent chance this episode isn't littered with editing errors bc our editor has been too busy to pay...

Branden is back so that means we're playing America's favorite guessing game: Guinness Time. We're combining two giant conventions into one...

While we strive/struggle to bring you something of some brain value every week, this week we also bring you something HUGE from the depths a...

Apologies but we let Gerg go out of town and everything fell apart in his absence. We can't even find, Branden. So look, a couple months aft...

On a very mature episode of jk welcome to yet another incredibly juvenile episode where we do at least cover three actual Nerd Talk stories....

We covered even more ground (less) than usual this week with a trip to blimp hell, a new Australian musical instrument, and a new form of ma...

It's been a weird week but we're ready to make it weirder with our lies about science! Ol' Gerg Ryan acts like a creep, Ceej is sad, send hi...

We cover a lot of (sticky) ground in this episode - our first with Branden back at the beginning in what feels like forever. Gerg is on the...

Apologies in advance... Welcome back to our founding member and babiest bird, Branden! Gerg had a scientific advancement and Ceej wants a re...

"Sideshow Bob Ross" was the original name, but then Ceej had a killer line about why we love doing this show. Point of order - this was supp...

Wild new episode where we explore the duality of mouth, invent karate water, find out about Ceej's new at-home part-time career, and then in...

The return of host favorite, Make it Worse, makes this episode better! My notes just say "Fornicario" so that's probably not safe for work d...

Be careful what photos you post bc some weirdo on his couch could def be triangulating barbecue from space. What's your flavor of candy that...

This week we have good news for Branden and the hams! Perhaps we'll finally find an heir to the airship with a double episode of This Week i...

Every week we get closer and closer to buying the Nerd Talk+ blimp - obviously Gravy isn't allowed on it. Like a dirigible without a rudder,...

Ceej was in America for this week's pod but it wasn't without issues... BUT we did find him a new girlfriend (and Branden a new step-daddy)....

Happy 6/9 day from Nerd Talk+! The Florida Panthers are winning, Self brother is on fire this episode, Gerg is trying (and failing) to keep...

Not much, but without Branden this week we had to do something. Gerg has a great beard idea. Video games are saving our future but not in an...

Branden has certainly been making some home improvements and we can't get enough however it is oddly timed with the removal of Gregr's favor...

My notes from this week's episode: Snake knowledge Cetaceamania Robust dolphin like body Good luck everyone, these things are quite the puzz...

We have a new male equivalent name to "Karen" (sorry to my friend Karen) and it's someone on the show. Can you please help us figure out if...

Not THAT Nerd Talk+, the other one! Branden and Ceej are left to their own devices as Gregr and Gravy head home early from the slumber party...

Welcome to the Turkeyverse! Sorry in advance for the errors editing this, it was terrible. All four idiots are in Spokane for this very spec...

If you haven't planned anything yet, Branden has a pretty solid suggestion to make it a great (weird) Father's Day for that middle aged podc...

Gerg keeps thinking he has to travel to Toronto to relive his favorite part of MLS Cup when in reality a quick trip to Bellingham can scratc...

This week find out which of these idiots has the biggest mouth piece, Branden/ADHD introduces a surprise new segment, and probably some othe...

Grab a new toothbrush, we're picking new smells for stuff (don't worry those two ideas are related in a way that only this show can engineer...

Typed this whole freakin think out about Branden realizing - thanks in part to a distant corner of reddit - that he might be train adjacent...