The World According to Crocodile

Natural Histories by BBC

Sep 29, 20152:09Education

"Welcome comrades to this specially convened meeting of the Amalgamated Union of Nile Crocodiles." The crocodiles have all accepted they will be sacrificed for the God Sobek at some point, but are debating whether or not...

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