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Married, Divorced & Dating

Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood

The podcast about all the hilarious and ridiculous parts of people’s lives in and out of relationships. Join Rachel & Carl, two best mates, one married the other divorced & dating. Both with...

Episodes

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#105 - Warning! Auckland Male, 6”5, dating over 30 women at once

Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see...

42:04Oct 28, 2025

#104 - Climb up in dem cheeks!

Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter g...

41:24Oct 15, 2025

#103 - No cuts, no edits

We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the c...

57:19Sep 30, 2025

#102 - Private room at a strip club - is it cheating?

If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money a...

32:51Sep 30, 2025

#101 - “I was born tall with an abnormally big dick” - Girth Masterr part 2

We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest cock in porn. He tells tal...

51:41Aug 6, 2025

#100 - Girth Masterr, "amazing what the body can get used to”

Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the...

49:30Jul 15, 2025

#99  - “How Ai in a relationship changed my life”

You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast: Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s hou...

37:58Jul 7, 2025

#98 - What the Dominatrix dragged in

Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds! We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest)...

48:48Jun 30, 2025

#97  - Strap in and strap on

This week’s episode is seriously insightful! Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationsh...

65:44Jun 23, 2025

#96  - ‘He muted a work meeting to eat me out’

Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe...

44:33Jun 16, 2025

#95  - Neck Deep in Gobbies

Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace...

35:09Jun 9, 2025

#94  - Is it flirting if....?

Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week! We are jo...

48:20Jun 2, 2025

#93  - Gorgeous Lesbian Sex - With Tess Iconic

Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front! Massive life updat...

62:04May 26, 2025

#92  - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t take any more!

Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free! Our anony...

39:30Aug 6, 2024

#91  - Why most marriages end in divorce

Let’s chat about marriage! This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single frien...

34:43Jul 29, 2024

#90  - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”

Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissor...

37:35Jul 8, 2024

#89  - Anal Rail Gun

London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, a...

30:35Jul 1, 2024

#88 - The Holey Gravy Handy

Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? We have another amazing anonymous guest...

36:07Jun 24, 2024

#87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that night" with Tessa Paisan

Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet...

50:57Jun 17, 2024

#86 - "Fingering their boyfriend in front of them"

Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so...

42:50May 6, 2024