The One Number That Says Absolutely Everything About You

Yes, it's Good Friday but we're being bad and bringing you a show anyway. First point of business is Clare Stephens' elitist Easter egg power ranking Do you agree with her controversial Number One? Plus, we're deep-diving into the Enneagram personality type obsession currently ruining our lives. It seems every A-lister and podcaster is sharing their 'number', so hold our beer. Holly is grumpy about being a 'Peacemaker' 9, Clare is proudly an 'Investigator' 5, and Emily Vernem is a Type 3 Achiever — which apparently means she's one bad day away from becoming a psychopath. But are Enneagrams just star signs for the self-optimisation era? Also, Em has a very strict list of things you must never do in the hour before a date (hint: checking social media is a dopamine-killing trap). From 'gambling with dairy' to the peril of last-minute eyebrow tints, we're sharing chaotic pre-date disasters. And, we're asking the very important question: What would you queue for?

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The One Number That Says Absolutely Everything About You is an episode from Mamamia Out Loud by Mamamia Podcasts.

This episode is 48:33 long.

This episode was published on Apr 3, 2026.

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