
The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream (2022)
Dewey Riley: Do you have a gun? Sidney Prescott: I'm Sidney fucking Prescott, of course I have a gun
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This is a movie review podcast where 2-3 people talk about a movie - good, bad, old, and new - picked by a roulette wheel. We also discuss the occasional big Hollywood headline or two.

Dewey Riley: Do you have a gun? Sidney Prescott: I'm Sidney fucking Prescott, of course I have a gun

Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Dewey: The killer called her. Mark: When? Gale: What'd he say? Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How...

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our j...

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can nev...

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Jareth: You remind me of the babe. Goblin: What babe? Jareth: The babe with the power. Goblin: What power? Jareth: The power of voodoo. Gobl...

We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).

Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Tyler Durden: [42:50] Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule o...

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Agent Burns: They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Donna: So tell me, what do you feel? Rowdy Abilene: One man's dream is another man's lunch. Donna: You son of a bitch!

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Polly Perkins: [after Joe wouldn't let her go back to get her case of film that was in cave that was about to explode] You should've let me...

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Amsterdam Vallon: It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think.

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

The Emperor: For the space of three minutes, every molecule on this planet will be immobilized. But after the third minute, the green ray lo...

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).

Scientist: We had such potential. Such promise. But we squandered our gifts, our intelligence. Our blind pursuit of technology only sped us...

New format! We talk the news of the time (at least as much as we can remember), and what we watched.

Kiina: You jerk! We thought... [hugs Berix] Kiina: Don't ever do that again. [hugs him tighter] Berix: [suffering] I liked it better when yo...

Sidorak: The final blow is yours, Roodaka. [Roodaka leaves] Sidorak: Where are you going? Finish him! Roodaka: You do it. Sidorak: But I can...

Whenua: [grunts in frustration] That was a complete waste of time! Lhikan: Without self-discovery, you will never find your destiny. This is...

Takua: Jaller, give me the mask! We both know that I'm the true herald! Jaller: Are you sure? Even now? Takua: Yes, Jaller! I am the herald!...

Once again, there's no interesting or funny quote from this one on IMDB, So today's message is this: You should be like Mai, but don't do wh...

Okay, so there aren't any quotes on IMDB for this one the put here, so I'm going to just recommend that everyone watch the sequel. We HIGHLY...

Adam: What are your qualifications? Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel...

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Bob Porter: Don't... don't care? Peter Gibbons: It's...

The Kid: Is it always that rough? Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's...

Abdul: I used to be happy before I came here. I used to cry myself to sleep every night, but now-but now I don't have any tears left. Helga:...

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart'...

Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu. Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, th...

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Shelly: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises? Ash: I don't know! Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For Go...

Travis: [from trailer] What if somebody stops us? Harrison: [from trailer] We'll just say we're cops

Pinocchio: Let's go, Tybalt! Great adventures await! Skidee, skidee, skidee!

Mrs. Bennet: I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy? Mr. Darcy: No, every savage can...

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda. Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in th...

Molly: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules. Amy: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs. Molly: Fake col...

Jimmy Dugan: Taking a little day trip? Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon. Jimmy Dugan: [long pause] You know, I reall...

Edward Malus: [38:16] You little liars. Rowan Woodward IS your classmate, isn't she? ISN'T SHE? That is HER desk! And you're the biggest lia...

Ives: If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die...