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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour,...
Good Gollum, Miss Mollum! It's another M&B charity live stream, raising money for the PCRF - Palestine Children's Relief Fund. A very body-p...
On this week's episode of "half-remembered things and dubiously named British foodstuffs", M&B discuss the phenomena of Aunt Bessie's Yorksh...
Magenta spills the tea on her time as a Brownie, a Rainbow and other such curiously-named after-school cryptids. You can still support this...
It's the second consecutive week of M&B's multi-charity extravaganza! Join us for more fortune-telling live stream goodness. Join us for the...
Here's the link to our Bandcamp page And here's the link to our Ko-fi page Hello, listeners! It’s us again. Hopefully you listened to our la...
It's our first ever multi-charity live event! Viewers this week could donate to their charity of choice on our GiveWheel page, and we had do...
It's another charity live stream! You know you want to listen and hear about Sir Patrick Moore's super sexy role in Cher's Burlesque musical...
Come join us for another Charity Live Stream! It's absolutely THICK with Thicc Witches. You can still donate to this week's charity, ActionA...
A slightly belated Live Stream! As usual, we've had to cut out Bernard's songs for copyright reasons, but there were a couple of real doozie...
It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one. Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream! And you can still donate to this week's cha...
Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dul...
It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry abo...
It's time for Scorpio to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment! Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 22nd! You can watch it on YouTube he...
It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment! Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! You can watch it on...
We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum! Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! You can watch it on YouTube here. And if...
This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title. Jo...
It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listene...
It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be...
Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper l...
Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll...
Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall... WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTREAM...
Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand g...
M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about. The next live stream will be on Sund...
Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a train...
Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help. If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to...
It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktai...
What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you wo...
Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun. Join us for our next live stream! It's...
A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be...
This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haun...
Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest...
Magenta and Bernard are back! It’s a new season of our chat podcast - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity! From now on, M&B...
It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one) It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode! This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventur...
It's WHAM episode 5! This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM. If the left side of the...
It's WHAM episode 4! It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale! Magenta a...
It's WHAM episode 3! It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES! Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satiri...
It's the second episode of WHAM! Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitel...
It's WHAM episode 1! Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment. First in the spotlight - Polly Poc...
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies i...
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Mi...
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a mag...
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is...
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven!...
Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moo...
Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their...
Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investig...
Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins...
Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024! Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by list...
Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop! Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - reco...
M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons , an actual play podcast...