
13 - The Music Awards part 1
This one has everything: the formation of new corporations! Actual child abuse! And a new, hotter Jem!
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I was born in the mid-70s, so I was the target audience for Transformers and GI Joe when they premiered over a quarter of a century ago. Join me as I apply 21st century perspective and adult...

This one has everything: the formation of new corporations! Actual child abuse! And a new, hotter Jem!

It's about time we got to the "fashion" part of the theme song lyrics.

It wouldn't be the 80s without a skiing adventure. I guess.

A not-at-all-tedious chase to locate two tiny pieces of jewelry in an ENTIRE GIANT COUNTRY.

Jem refuses to stop giving a care.

aka They Saved Bahnee's Eyes.

Jem works tirelessly to save an orphan's eyesight.

Production begins on the Jem movie.

The thrilling conclusion!

There’s going to be a commotion soon.

I suppose Kimber does technically rebel in this episode, but it's an odd thing to use for a title.

I'm starting to think those Misfits are no good.

Much like Batman before her, Jem begins.

He was once a man.

What could make a better series finale than robot rat lizard monsters?

aka ENEMIES MINE.

You dweeb.

Or any ghosts of any kind.

Leatherneck and Wetsuit save the day while on a date.

What a mess.

You know what they say about snake dreams.

Some (all) people aren't cut out to be leaders.

Release the... dead horses.

A holiday. With ninjas.

The Joes visit beautiful LaCar City.

Serpentor joins Mustache Squad.

It's a Voltronic GALAXITER, not a Voltronic GALAXER. Obvs.

The Adventures of Li'l Jaye!

These guys got ROOKED!

Dr. Mindbender? More like Dr. Moreau.

"Low Life"?

Introducing Cobra's deadliest agent yet: McCann!

The Cobras throw on their Sunday best to raise some money... for evil!

aka The Girl Who Loved Lifeline.

By popular* demand. * ONE GUY WHO WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THIS EPISODE

So much nope.

HELLLLLP!

Zartannifer falls in love.

Two Baronesses appear. Other stuff, presumably, also happens.

The mini-series ends not with a bang but a lot of shouting.

This man has the constitution of a vending machine!

General Hawk's brain is deader than disco.

Apparently this show had education consultants?! Who knew.

Who will save Cobra? This shirtless, monocle-wearing former dentist, obviously!

The stunning conclusion of this weirdly good, somewhat serious episode!

This is not Shipwreck's beautiful house! This is not Shipwreck's beautiful former mermaid wife!

It starts with "Coverta Fatale" and gets sillier from there.

Cobra buys Russia with a cup.

Quite possibly the greatest artistic achievement in the history of humankind.

GI Joe meets Russian GI Joe! Also: aliens!