Friday the 13th's Worst Couples

Love in any other franchise does not meet a machete as often, and that’s why we’re celebrating our holiday of love: Friday the 13th!! That’s right, we’re counting down our picks for the Worst Couples in the FRIDAY THE 13th franchise, and not even Jason Voorhees gets a say!! And that dude will not shut up. We’re talking sex inventors, defensive boxes, raising rabbits, kneecap makeouts, Dirty Peanuts, sloppy childs, nippleless bots, the plot of Cruising, and the OG of “Have You Considered My Penis?” boyfriends!! All this, plus a multi-decade spanning edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and we’ve got the best Bad Romances in Crystal Lake history right now! MARCH 13th - it's the screamshare.beehiiv.com Virtual Watch Party TONIGHT!! Sign up and get in on the action starting at 9pm EST / 8pm C / 6pm PST!! Part of the BLEAV Network . Get even more episodes exclusively on Patreon ! Join Patrick's new newsletter SCREAM SHARE for weekly new/classic/and free to watch streaming horror picks, and join him for a virtual watch party on the 3rd Friday of every month!! Artwork by Josh Hollis: joshhollis.com Kill By Kill theme by Revenge Body. For the full-length version and more great music, head to revengebodymemphis.bandcamp.com today! Join the new Discord Server Convo here! Our linker.ee Click here to visit our Dashery/TeePublic shop for killer merch! Join the conversation about any episode on the Facebook Group !

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Friday the 13th's Worst Couples is an episode from Kill By Kill by We Write Good.

This episode is 01:33:32 long.

This episode was published on Mar 13, 2026.

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