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Thirsty Lawns and Heterosexual Keys

Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast by Audio Always

Jul 30, 202630:57TV & Film

The boys discuss the hosepipe ban, which has made Jonathan's lawn ever so thirsty! William and JVS compare their keys to see whose are the most manly, whilst also discussing crocs, nosey neighbours, and missed cues. The...

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Thirsty Lawns and Heterosexual Keys is an episode from Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast by Audio Always. The boys discuss the hosepipe ban, which has made Jonathan's lawn ever so thirsty! William and JVS compare their keys to see...

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Published Jul 30, 2026, 30:57 long, audio available.

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