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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you...

Episodes

20 of 831 episodes

Admiss-kibble Evidence

Steve likes to give the dogs kibble as a treat on walks. Abbey says the extra kibble is making the dogs too chonky. She wants him to give pe...

01:07:13Sep 30, 2026

A New Gavel For Judge Hodgman

It’s time to clear the docket with a BRAND NEW GAVEL! Beautifully crafted at Offerman Woodshop, it’s the ideal accessory to dispense Fake In...

01:03:13Sep 23, 2026

Prawn and Order

Are shrimp pets? Sam says his shrimp aren’t pets because they are there to clean the fish tank. But Leora says they are pets!

01:11:51Sep 16, 2026

Lorelai-ing Under Oath

Dustin agreed to watch Gilmore Girls with Erin if she reads Wheel of Time. Ten years later, Dustin is all in on Stars Hollow, but Erin hasn’...

01:05:33Sep 9, 2026

Episode 789: Amicus Brief

Casey is tired of Sean’s baseball game antics! Sean says that he's well within his rights to bring his own hot dogs or lie about his ticket...

00:52:41Sep 2, 2026

The Hot Dog-cket

We have the Hot Dog Expert of all Hot Dog Experts in chambers with us to clear an ALL-HOT DOG DOCKET! That's right, we got JAMIE LOFTUS!

01:00:00Aug 26, 2026

Night(shade) Court

What is the best way to ripen a tomato? On the vine or picked early and finished in a paper bag? Married couple Gina and Jay disagree!

01:09:13Aug 19, 2026

Sheets and Desist

Dan says his fiancée, Elissa, sleeps poorly and that her bedtime laptop use is to blame! But she says playing video games on her laptop HELP...

01:10:52Aug 5, 2026

Force Masseur

If you could have your own in-home massage chair, would you get one? Or are they just too impractical?

01:01:56Jul 29, 2026

Exculpa-trophy Evidence

If you win "Best Feature" at a film festival, but the festival doesn't give you a trophy, can you make your own trophy? Or is that too cring...

01:09:00Jul 22, 2026

Road Rules

VROOM VROOM! Buckle your seatbelts and pile in our station wagon, because this week’s episode is all about ROAD TRIPS!

01:09:03Jul 15, 2026

Counter Argument

Andie is tired of James leaving breakable items in peril! James argues that saving a plate from crashing to the floor is the ULTIMATE thrill...

01:10:18Jul 8, 2026

Crime and Bunishment and Mailbags

It's summertime and we are opening the mailbag! Some of our greatest hits from the Members Only Mailbag, for all!

00:58:16Jul 1, 2026

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag June 2026

It’s the Members Only May Mailbag! This month: the science of moving with a moving truck, cross-country tandem bike rides, and much more!

00:05:21Jun 30, 2026

Passover-ruled

When a Jewish holiday falls in the middle of the week, Marc wants to host the family on a Saturday night instead. But his wife, Marianne, sa...

01:12:50Jun 24, 2026

Pecks and Balances

Seatbelts? Check! Dogs secured? Check! A kiss for safety? Not so fast! Should a couple bring back their long-abandoned “safety kiss” on the...

01:14:02Jun 17, 2026

Is Butter Pecan For Old People?

Is Butter Pecan ice cream for old people? Or is it a flavor for all ages? It's time to clear the docket of all your coldest Ice Cream Querie...

01:00:47Jun 10, 2026