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The Illegal Touching squad presents the first ever Hairsman Trophy, the most prestigious and coveted award in sports history. Also the Heism...
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We take college football very seriously (LOL NO). Tune in and you'll find out nothing you need to know about players or teams. We're only in it for the lulz but an occasional fact might slip...

The Illegal Touching squad presents the first ever Hairsman Trophy, the most prestigious and coveted award in sports history. Also the Heism...

The Squad recaps Championship week of the 2019 CFB Season and previews the Playoffs (?!) and Bowl matchups.

A beaten down squad recaps the painful (or joyful for the rest of the country) events of the Iron Bowl, the glory that was the Egg Bowl, and...

Laura and John do it live without guard rails, discussing near-misses in Penn State/Ohio State, Georgia/Texas A&M, and Oklahoma/TCU. And, of...

The team pours one out for Tua but manages to have some fun with the rest of the slate from Week 12. Georgia escapes a technically functiona...

The Illegal Touching crew recaps Week 11 of the college football season, including the death of Alabama beneath the jowls of the LSU Tigers...

Friend of the pod "Pop" Werner Herzog stops by to deliver the naked truth about the bleakness of week 10. The full crew is back once again a...

A real late hit, this drop. Sorry about that, but enjoy the whole crew this time talking up Oklahoma Oklahoma-ing against Kansas State and a...

The full squad returns to discuss the action from Week 9 of College Football with the usual laser insight lined with golden comedy. Topics i...

The full lineup is back to review a mediocre slate of games from this last weekend. We discuss a bunch of teams that look really good right...

The Illegal Touching crew discusses an exciting Week 4, including the extremely hyped Notre Dame-Georgia matchup, Michigan's embarrassment,...

Buncha bros. Sittin' around on Saturdays. Watching college football. What comes next? ...Pizza Rolls. It's This American Life. Wait actually...

What a week! Michigan and FSU down to the wire against chump teams, Tennessee in a heap of ashes, and LSU looks strong as hell. We had a big...

It's ALL THE WAY back, baby! A bunch of college football teams lost games they shouldn't and we are absolutely here for it. The full crew is...

WOO! Bama totally won the 2018 season and NOBODY REMEMBERS NOTHIN' DIFFERENT. College football begins in less than 48 damn hours! Touchpod s...

Bama turning Georgia's dream's to ash. Clemson's cakewalk over Pitt to the big dance. Oklahoma gets Red River Redeemed over Texas. UAB finis...

Hate week in review. Ben fights the plague to join us and talk about how he hates overtime. We discuss alternate (and even stupider) overtim...

Touching (!!) on all the topics in college football this week. It's the playoff speculation spectacular! You want the stats overload from th...

John returns to talk about more UAB bullshit than Ben can withstand. The touchers discuss a terrible Bama tradition and zillion yard Bedlam....

John was ejected for targeting and then beat up by Kathy Bates or some such shit, so the team carries on in his stead with Brown Shirt Gradu...

WE BACK. Explanations and excuse-making for our absence within. Ben was out so we made it work on special teams. We played fast and loose wi...

PEW PEW Red River! The touchers have way more real, actual facts this week for some reason as they break down all the action from week 6. Al...

Kristi subs in for Dan at free safetydance this week. Discussion of obvious playoff contenders and those of dubious value. Critical analysis...

Coach Ben Scott discusses his current legal trouble and the secrets of his success. Don't miss his picks from this weekend's lineup.

Critical analysis about just how bad Arkansas is and some for really-reals about breakfast sausage. Takes so hot they dumped gatorade all ov...

The crew openly mocks all programs including their own home teams in the premier episode. Nothing is learned and we all get dumber.