
Help He’s Fist Deep In My Mum | And William Parkours?!
Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a tr...
Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsOpening Radio and Podcast...

Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsFetching podcast shows and categories...
Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsFetching podcast episodes...

William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as...

Who on earth could possibly go to the gym and lose only ONE of their shoes? Who has taken up parkour with aplomb? Who is missing out on a tr...

William’s giddy after finding a silver spoon (and no, it wasn’t in his mouth), whereas Jordan is left rueing missed opportunities after fail...

It was bound to happen. The law catches up with us all eventually, and Jordan North is no exception to that rule. What none of us could have...

Every day is a school day, and that’s no exception (even on this podcast) as the boys learn a brand new phrase from ‘Urban Dictionary’ that...

There’s been a lot of role reversals going on lately. Jordan has been taking after dinner walks to admire the beauty of mother nature, while...

Justin Bieber isn’t the only one who’s been going through the archives looking at old videos on YouTube; we’ve also found a gold mine of con...

Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs...

William’s been busy cleaning his skirting boards, and it’s getting Jordan VERY flustered. The boys also dive into plenty of discussion regar...

The boys are back in the studio after the tour and there's lots to debrief on. William's been out partying (again) and Jordan's been working...

What do you do when you've got a long drive with the UK's leading etiquette expert? Make him eat KFC, of course. The boys also discuss wheth...

The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting over...

Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically e...

The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew...

After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too...

As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy plac...

Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged...

Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be t...

There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are a...

The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst W...

From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan...

Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they d...

There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason...

We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But lif...

Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work ch...

Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas....

Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or no...

Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic...

The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account....

The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys...

William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyja...

The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unus...

What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this...

William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys...

What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT d...

The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that...

It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistm...

Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. W...

The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Mea...

Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names f...

William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether...

It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dre...

The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is...

Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly d...

William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angr...

William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild...

After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowe...

Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is rea...

Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’v...

William has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what y...

Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment...