We’re In A Haunted House! | And William's Spooky Story
William and Jordan don’t need any excuse to have the willies put up them, so when we suggested taking them to a haunted house for a Hallowee...
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Help I Sexted My Boss
William Hanson and Jordan North are unlikely best friends. William's a posh etiquette expert, and Jordan's an expert in all things common. In this hit comedy podcast, their worlds collide as...
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Help I Hooked Up With Her Dad | And Halloween Dress Codes
After Jordan proclaims to have discovered ‘sound bars’, William has a revelation of his own to admit that will, for once, have us asking - “...
Sexted Spelling Bee And Jordan’s Weekend Candle
Things get SAVAGE in today’s episode as Jordan North and William Hanson go head to head in a Sexted-style spelling bee - but who will come o...
Help There’s An Old Man Watching | And William's Coffee Whinge
After Jordan falls asleep in a meeting, William has his own bone to pick with feeling tired and filter coffee! The boys also decide which on...
Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy
Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering ab...
Help She’s Eating A Kebab Out Of My Anus | And Jordan’s Moonlanding
William Hanson had a brush with death this week, coming dangerously close to a full knockout on his way to the airport. Meanwhile, Jordan No...
Jordan Gets A Filling | And Our Most Hated Cutlery
After Jordan North’s recent discovery of the Affogato, things take a turn for the extraordinary as he gets his hands on the infamous McAffog...
Help I Hate His Name | And Mr Pantry Moth
It's been a long time coming, but Jordan's latest house guests mean he has finally out-poshed William Hanson - and he's NOT happy about it....
French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini
William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapes...
Help A Bit Of Semen Entered My Eye | And The Next Big Dessert
After Jordan discovers the next summer 'smash' which apparently we'll all be putting in our mouths next year, he's brought back down to eart...
Jordan’s Personal Preferences | And Object Upgrades
Who doesn’t like a warm bum on a cold toilet seat? A little tongue in the ear action? It’s all about personal preference! The boys also disc...
Help I Want To Be Locked Up | And Sexted ‘Out Of Office’...
In a creative decision that literally everyone (no one) asked for, we are proud to announce the first ever Help I Sexted My Boss episode wit...
Jordan Is A Fruber?! | And How To Drop The Poo Bomb
Is Jordan North a FRUBER?! One G&Diva has blown the lid off the weird and wonderful world of Frube related activities, and frankly, we’re no...
Help We’re Getting Intimate | And William is Ainsley Harriott?!
What exactly counts as intimate ? Jordan North and William Hanson have VERY different answers, and neither is willing to back down. Jordan i...
The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours
Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test...
Help We’ve Gone Back To School | And William’s Shameful Secret
It's time to iron the white shirts and dust off the silk ties - William and Jordan are going back to school! The boys discuss how long a sch...
Has Jordan’s VOICE Changed?! | And Poppins Parody
Would you be cringed out listening to a version of yourself from nearly 10 years ago? Well that’s exactly the ordeal that Jordan was put thr...
Help That’s Not My Man Porridge | And Spanish Ironing Boards
Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt...
Jordan Loses His SH*T | And Wendi’s Coffee Table Books
Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sen...
Help I’ve Got A Limp Shake | And William Tries Jordan’s Sausage
Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on w...