S2 Ep373: Happy Birthday, He’s Engaged
It doesn’t feel like Halloween, doctor’s scales are liars, always thrift wool and Brian is dead. Hippos love pumpkins, being cringe on IG, m...
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Hello Dysfunction
Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.
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20 of 377 episodesS2 Ep372: If It’s Sticky, I’m Not Buying It
I want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I neve...
S2 Ep371: Humbled by Taco Bell
A $50 Taco Bell order turns into a very humbling phone call. Pat is solo this week, talking lash-appointment panic, iced coffee at job inter...
S2 Ep370: You’re a Fed
Your first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her...
S2 Ep369: Would You Cheat On A Murderer ?
Fall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nol...
S2 Ep368: Use Your Nose
Trust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst b...
S2 Ep367: SilverDaddies Support Group
Welcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the...
S2 Ep366: Lindsay Is Innocent
Pat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, L...
S2 Ep365: Disgusting Habits
Pat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with San...
My Other Daughter ft Lil Debbie - Patreon Exclusive (bonus episode)
Welcome back Debbie! Early influencing, touring together, the music business and a manager was stealing. Getting older, quitting weed, leavi...
S2 Ep364: Dick Doctor
Kids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a...
S2 Ep363: P**sy Injections
Getting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedica...
S2 Ep362: Thursday Is Orange
Old people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. P...
S2 Ep361: Evil Rice
Isolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacat...
S2 Ep360: I Got Hacked
A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary po...
S2 Ep359: Dirty Mackin
Pat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend, July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing...
S2 Ep358: Meet The Host
Happy Birthday Big Juice, late night recording, some must see documentaries and a lengthy reintroduction. For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat...
S2 Ep357: Who's More Elegant
Summer camp sounds good, free cussing days, shoutout to the great dads and happy birthday Bunny!! Flower wars, no sleepovers, an internal ya...
S2 Ep356: We’re Not Animals
Summer break has started, Bunny is turning 18, some wild documentaries and Peez needs a band-aid. Don’t declaw animals, no eye contact, figg...
S2 Ep355: Her Other Mom ft Natalia Durazo
Welcome Natalia! Being a true LA girly, early face tattoos, being allergic to THC and recreating hood classics. Running multiple businesses...