ok gtg ttyl <3
The time has come for Good Children to take a break. Thank you all so much for following along for the past four years of our lives. We are...
Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsComedy
Good Children
Good Children make bad adults. Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella dive into their shared history of anxiety, food courts, wigs, and trying their best to do everything ri...
Episodes
20 of 237 episodesMale Musicians For A Change
This week we’re finally giving male musicians their flowers! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop...
The Good Children Upstairs Neighbors Lip Sync LaLaPaRuza Smackdown
This week, we're joined by the lights of our lives: Maya and Dom from Upstairs Neighbors! Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants...
What The Future Holds
This week, we're looking into the future for a greater understanding of Andrew's future husband: Carmine. Amplify your Sapphic Pride event -...
Holiday In The Sun
Finally, we take a vacation! Join us on a trip to Baha Mar resort, in Nassau Bahamas, where we feed flamingos, lounge in a lazy river, and l...
What To Expect From Your Saturn Return
This week, we're discussing our Saturn Return, the astrological event meant to uplift everything you know about your life and teach you some...
Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)
All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soa...
The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)
Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code GOODPOD for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/GOODPOD. Spring break contin...
Something Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2)
Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our...
Chair Hoggers At All-Inclusive Resorts (Spring Break: Episode 1)
Grab your sunscreen and your chicest pair of flip flops, because we're taking you on vacation! For the next four weeks, we're coming to you...
The Songs That Changed Us
This week we're diving deep into some songs that have changed our lives for the better, including Waterfalls by TLC, the Les Mis soundtrack,...
We Need To Save Boston Market
You already guessed it: we're talking fast food. Burger King is over. White Castle is for your lowest moments. And we need to get really ser...
Working On A Banana Farm For 88 Days To Become Australian Citizens
Did you know this was happening? This week we're going bananas. From banana bread to stale commentary on Punch the Monkey to the reality sho...
2020, Eating Disorders, and The Friends We Made Along The Way
This week, we're going back to the beginning: 2020. Let's go on a journey of body image issues, eating disorders, and the most beautiful apa...
Becoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School
This week, the boys discuss their dream jobs as children, and how to get back to living those dreams today. Join us on Patreon! No filter. N...
We Should All Be Playing Video Games
In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on firs...
A Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)
This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deep...
Exploring Kinks On Valentine's Day
This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a littl...
Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow
DONATE TO MINNEAPOLIS MUTUAL AID HERE: https://linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=ce7bcf2f-68b5-472f-b01d-b2681...
Blowing Out Our Sphincters
This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sph...