Never Give A 12 Year Old A Pressure Hose

FORTY by Lise & Sarah

Aug 31, 202634:24Society & Culture

At Casa Carlaws, they’re gearing up for a big week. They’re hosting the semi-formal "pre’s. Teenagers in suits and sateen, and the house looking it’s absolute best. That was until Max took hold of the high pressure hose,...

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