Investment Girlfriend

F*ck Buddies by Dain Miller & Niall Spain

May 18, 202648:44Comedy

If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons....

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