Bubbles the Puke-Eating Dolphin Bullies Fish Until They Vomit Lunch
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Norman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade...
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Featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.
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20 of 327 episodesWould You Eat Penis-Flavored Potato Chips And Circumcision Pork Rinds?
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Meade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt d...
Rotten Meat, Pus, and Vomit Perfume Is the Perfect Stocking Stuffer
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters t...
Sissy Boy Pubic Hair Escaping a Psychic Thong
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating...
If Incest Happened Only a Hundred Times, Is It Really Incest?
Episode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person intern...
The Serial Foot Sniffer Returns to the Streets
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and...
Diarrhea Champion Weaponizes Shared Gym Equipment to Win
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shift...
Cow Dung Smoothies Cannot Cure Pesticide Poisoning
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reac...
Florida Woman Deploys the Emergency Poop Bucket
Episode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida...
Cam Whores to Fund Military Drones
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Promo Code’s birthday week continues with Meade Skelton trivia nobody reque...
Google, Define Micropenis and Emotional Abuse
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatr...
Wheel of Misfortune: I’d Like to Solve the Pedophile
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vacc...
Blowing Nano Particles Out Of Your Ass With A Car Wash Vacuum
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man a...
Going to Church For Those Big Wet Ass Sermons
Episode Summary Tim returns from the eldercare trenches slightly more rested, heavily medicated by expired Percocet science, and ready to un...
Assman Returns While Tim Eats Clinton-Era Pantry Shit
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim rolls in on fumes after hauling furniture, sleeping on a bare apartment...
Dad Wore Panties, Ate Poop, And Lost His Mind
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show closes the week with birthday cum-fart sponsorship chaos, Arb...
Target Selling Jim Crow Clowncore Costumes
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show spirals from creepy soundalikes and white-nationalist pulp...
Pervert Glasses for the Modern Sex Offender
Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from Tim’s real-life emergency room nightmare straigh...
The Great AI Data Center Piss Drive of 2026 – NEW!
Episode Summary: It’s the Friday show, freaks! Tim wraps up the week with a late-night prank-call experiment alongside Brad Carter, a woman...
Life Hack: Wash Your Shitty Panties In The Coffee Maker
Episode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidenta...