465: Weird Trajectory

Dear Hank and John by Complexly

Sep 2, 202600:48:16Comedy

How can I be part of John’s Book tour if tickets are sold out in my area? What is going on with collagen? How long ago is “a million miles ago”? How do I read The Bible? Why do windmills have three arms? Will John or Han...

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