Slop Quest 118 Frown Vampire

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O'Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan talks about how the real small businessmen are drug dealers. Then Andy talks about the Alkaline water scam and scares himself into backtracking everything. Andy goes tubing in Big Bear and claims it's even better than skiing but SOMEBODY disagrees. Andy and Ryan try to rehabilitate the cigarette industry. Ryan floats the idea of running for president based solely on revitalizing the American fireworks industry. Andy finds a subreddit where idiots are posting mall katanas and asking his valuable they are. Then Ryan accuses Andy of having "treatment resistant swordplay". Andy runs out of people to talk about swords with and resorts to keeping a diary of his swordplay gainz. This infuriates O'Neill. Then O'Neill gets roasted by a listener in one of the funniest ways possible. O'Neill insists he is a very supportive friend and is very motivated to build Andy up. Then Andy has to negotiate taking a shit at O'Neill's apartment. Then Andy cajoles O'Neill into going on Comics Unleashed and doing his 5'9 bit.

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Slop Quest 118 Frown Vampire is an episode from Danish and O'Neill by All Things Comedy.

This episode is 56:55 long.

This episode was published on Feb 16, 2026.

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