Slop Quest 114 Hog Apple

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Comedian Ryan O'Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! There's some late Epstein file talk. O'Neill talks about he'd be tricked into showing up on the Epstein files. He then floats the idea of having a professional photographer hiding to take embarrassing photos. They talk a little about Ellis quitting comedy and O'Neill's mind is blown. Then they get into a little motivational talk where Andy crowns Ryan "King of Tomfoolery". Andy tries Ryan's garlic technique and has Diarrhea. Then Andy pulls the fake text prank on his cousin by marriage which infuriates O'Neill because he doesn't believe in cousins by marriage. There's some weight loss by basketball talk. The boys talk about Andy getting HEMA sword tattoo. Andy talks about how he tries to keep lines of communication open with friends and family and O'Neill hates the idea. There's more tomfoolery about this from O'Neill and Andy begs him to break new ground. Then O'Neill humble brags about how good he is with communicating even if he never talks to people. Then the boys talk about how wives set their husbands up on play dates. O'Neill expresses his desire to not have any friends. Andy finds a Christian comedian lady who KILLS in front of the crowd and O'Neill loses it. Andy meets a woman who describes herself as having been "slutty" but she waited for marriage to have sex? The boys then reminisce about the loss of the "erotic thriller" of the 90's.

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Slop Quest 114 Hog Apple is an episode from Danish and O'Neill by All Things Comedy.

This episode is 56:19 long.

This episode was published on Jan 19, 2026.

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