Comedy

Dads Rank Things

A definitive ranking of the most indefinite things: from the commonsensical to the outright outrageous. Just two dads speaking their minds...or what’s left of them.

Episodes

20 of 47 episodes

Ep 35: Best Jobs for Santa on the Other 364 Days, Best Uses for Amazon Boxes, Top Gifts to Commemorate 2020

What are the bets jobs for Santa Claus on the other 364 days of the year? Amazon boxes piling up? We've got some good uses for them. And 202...

00:16:06Dec 23, 2020

Ep 33: Worst Fall Trendy Things, Best Bonfire Foods, Top Things You DON'T Want to See at the Pumpkin Patch

What are the WORST trendy things we do in the Fall? Bonfires are great for warmth (and drinking), but what are the best foods to have around...

00:18:19Nov 15, 2020

Ep 31: Holidays That Should Exist but Don't Yet, Top Rules of Eating on the Road, Worst Songs You Can Play at a Wedding Reception

What the holidays that should exist, but don't...yet? Everybody does it, but nobody does it well. What are the Top Rules for Eating on the R...

00:24:09Oct 19, 2020

Ep 30: Top Years to Go Back to If You Had a Time Machine, Top TV Shows to Bring Back and Worst Fashion Trends We Hope Never Come Back

If you had a time machine, what year would you go back to and why? What are the top TV shows that we should bring back for one more season?...

00:24:40Jun 19, 2020

Ep 28: Top Things You Can Never Look Cool Doing, Most Popular Movies You Still Haven't Seen, Dumbest Things You Actually Believed As a Kid

Sometimes it's hard to look cool doing anything as dads, but what are the TOUGHEST things to look cool doing? What are the most popular movi...

00:23:16Mar 19, 2020

Ep 27 - Favorite Rom-Com's of All-Time, Best Excuses for Not Getting Your Wife a Gift on Valentine's Day, Old School Terms of Endearment We Should Bring Back

THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE What are our Favorite Romantic Comedies of All-Time? Say you didn't get your girl a gift, what excuses could you...

00:18:16Feb 14, 2020

Ep 26 - Top Must-Have Foods at a Super Bowl Party, Best Andy Reid Looks Like Examples, Most Common Questions Asked by Non-Football Fans Watching the Super Bowl

THE SUPER BOWL EPISODE What are the top must-have foods at a Super Bowl party? Andy Reid Looks Like _________ (we give our best examples) Wh...

00:15:20Jan 31, 2020

Ep 25: Bold Sports Predictions for 2020, Favorite Movie Quotes of All-Time, Top Things You Want a Lifetime Supply Of

Everyone has their sports predictions for 2020, but we're actually going to be right...take your pick! We've seen a LOT of movies in our lif...

00:24:06Jan 24, 2020

Ep 24 - Worst Christmas Songs of All-Time, Most Common Careers of Hallmark Xmas Movie Good Guys, Top Christmas Sayings that Sound Quite Naughty

We've all got our our favorite Christmas songs, but what are the worst holiday tunes ever? Love 'em or hate 'em Hallmark Christmas movies ar...

00:16:33Jan 1, 2020

Ep 23 - Best Awful Songs that We Actually Like, Top TV Moms of All-Time, Things Our Dads Used to Say that We Now Say Too

Everyone has their favorite bad songs, so what are YOUR top awful songs that you actually like? We've already tackled the Top TV Dads, so wh...

00:21:57Dec 12, 2019

Ep 22 - Best Children's Books of All Time, Top Words You Can Never Spell Right, Worst Thanksgiving Dish Ever

What are the best children's books of all-time? SERIES ONLY! What if there was a spelling bee for adults: what word would give you the buzze...

00:18:29Nov 27, 2019

Ep 21 - Best Dad Halloween Costumes, Favorite Scary Movies of All-Time, Scariest Places to Go Alone

What are the best Halloween costumes for a dad? Even if you're not a horror movie fan, everyone has something to like in our list of Favorit...

00:23:24Oct 31, 2019

Ep 20: Favorite Sports Bad Boys, Worst Household Chores, Best Non-Cartoon Kids Shows in the 90's

Love 'em or hate 'em: who are our favorite spots bad boys of all-time? What are the absolute worst household chores to do? Growing up in the...

00:23:14Oct 16, 2019

Ep 19: Best Movie Soundtracks of All Time, Top MTV Shows When We Were Growing Up, Worst People to Sit Next to on a Plane

What are the best movie soundtracks of all-time? They don't make 'em like they used to! When we were teens, MTV shows were AWESOME, but whic...

00:24:01Sep 10, 2019

Ep 18: Top Cartoon Characters You Are Most Like, Movies You Always Stop to Watch, Best Disney Movie Villains

To encapsulate your personality in animation, which cartoon character are you the MOST like? There are a ton of movies playing on rerun ALL...

00:28:24Aug 6, 2019

Ep 17: Top TV Dads of All-Time, Worst Things To Find In a Backyard Pool, Most Common Names of Cool People We All Know

Who are your favorite TV dads ever? Important to clarify, not the best dads here...but our FAVORITES! It's summer and just about anything go...

00:22:54Jul 23, 2019

Ep 16: Top Things We Learned from Our Grandparents, Laws that Should Exist But Don't Yet, Worst Two Words in Sports

Our elders have a lot to teach us, but are we actually learning? Our Grandparents did give us these life lessons... Without getting too poli...

00:21:56Jul 10, 2019

Ep 15: Worst Father's Day Gifts, Most Important Songs of All Time, Best Go-To Sandwiches

We've covered some bad gifts for Mom, but what are the worst present ideas for Father's Day? We all have our favorite songs, but what are th...

00:21:54Jun 20, 2019

Ep 14: Sayings We All Know But Our Kids Won't Use, Worst Parade Handouts, Absolute Worst Times for Your Phone Battery to Be at 1%

There's a lot of phrases and sayings that we're used to, but the next generation will have no clue what that means...so what are the Top 3?...

00:21:30Jun 6, 2019

Ep 13 - Favorite Disney Songs Ever, Best Alexs of All-Time, Top Dad Nicknames for Kids

Disney has been making movies, and songs for those movies, for more than 80 years...but what are the best songs? Particularly NOT annoying i...

00:15:44May 10, 2019