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Where Movies Are Most Excellent

What if the monsters in the night were cowering from us? Carlin’s Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars Jordan’s Rating: 2.0 out of 5 stars...

There’s only one thing in the world that would make Jordan agree to do this. If someone would leave a review for the podcast on iTunes...

Today, Carlin and Jordan tackle Nebraska: a film that discusses aging and success in a poignant way. Carlin’s Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars...

Four teenaged turtles grow up in the sewers of New York. They’re taught martial arts by a giant rat. And a silent crime wave is sweepi...

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, from Carlin, Jordan, and Sandy Claws! Today, being Christmas, we thought it would be appropriate to watch a mod...

Time for another fan selection — this time, we’re watching the story of a modern Don Juan named Don Johnston. This one was suggested by Seth...

It’s been a while since we’ve done a Western, and we’ve not reviewed one of Tarantino’s films yet. So we thought it...

This week, Carlin and Jordan sit down and review a film that’s filled with low-hanging jokes and adequate directing: Nacho Libre. Jack Black...

“Panem Now, Panem Tomorrow, Panem Forever.” What a shame. And now it’s time to return to the franchise we loved to hate pr...

The fine dining world can be brutal, and the new rising star is the sommelier. Carlin and Jordan watch a documentary following four somms wh...

Carlin’s taken over the studio to record a recap of his 31 horror films of October. Hope you enjoy!Filed under: Podcast

Well, Jordan wanted a giallo film. Too bad he picked a bad example of the genre! Carlin’s Rating: 1 out of 5 stars Jordan’s Rati...

Sometimes, when you need money and you’re a college-aged young woman, babysitting is your only option. May J.G. Wentworth wasn’t...

There’s something going wrong in town. People are changing overnight. Becoming different. It’s like… they’re becomin...

New tenants have moved into the apartment building, and Oskar needs a friend. Maybe Eli needs a friend, too? Special thanks to Seth Harris f...

  Carlin’s Rating: 3 out of 5 stars Jordan’s Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars Overall Rating: 2.75 out of 5 starsFiled under: Pod...

  Some people have everything. Clothes, girls, music. But they don’t appreciate it. And, more importantly, they don’t appre...

Sometimes, all you want to go out to dinner at a nice French restaurant to celebrate your one year anniversary. And then your boyfriend canc...

Thanks to Greg for suggesting Deadfall for this episode! Isn’t that a nice looking Thanksgiving moment? Carlin’s Rating: 2.0 out...

Thanks to Stephanie for suggesting this one! Carlin’s Rating: 4 out of 5 starsJordan’s Rating: 4 out of 5 starsOverall Rating: 4...

Today, Carlin and Jordan watch the documentary I Think We’re Alone Now. Thanks to Seth Harris and Justin Baird for suggesting this fil...

Thanks to Jackie for requesting The King’s Speech! Carlin’s Rating: 3.5 out of 5 starsJordan’s Rating: 4.0 out of 5 starsT...

Is this a documentary, or is it a piece of art? This 2010 movie, Exit through the Gift Shop, was suggested by Seth Harris. Carlin’s Ra...

This week’s review features Enter the Void. A film that explores life, death, and reality through one person’s perspective. Carl...

  Escape from Tomorrow is a lawsuit waiting to happen, so of course, Carlin and Jordan had to review it. They discuss guerrilla film ma...

On this week’s episode, we travel to the quaint little town of Bruges on the recommendation of fan of the show, Tim. We discuss the writing...

  In this episode, Carlin and Jordan prove that they can talk just about any movie. This time, they try to hit two genres at a time wit...

Today, we watch one of Jordan’s selections. This film, directed by Francis Ford Coppola and starring Gene Hackman, is The Conversation...

Today, Carlin and Jordan turn to Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directing and writing debut: Don Jon. He also stars in the film. Carlin and Jo...

And time for another fan request! Johnny recently reviewed the podcast over on iTunes and let us know about it. He also gave us a pretty goo...

  And now it’s time for another fan selection: this time, Monsters directed by Gareth Edwards. This movie was chosen by Heath. Th...

Life is great for Thomas Crown. He’s got money, power, & prestige. People know his name all throughout New York City as a wonderfu...

  Honor, sadism, Bushido. This week, we discuss Takashe Miike’s samurai film, 13 Assassins. Jordan’s Rating: 3 out of 5 Sta...

  Hey, guys! Carlin and Jordan want to say thanks for listening to the show for thirty episodes. We love doing this show, and we though...

  Theres something that’s rotten in the L.A. Waterworks, and all the sewage runs directly into… Chinatown. Today, Carlin and Jordan dis...

  Today, Carlin and Jordan discuss the 2013 film, Only God Forgives. And, boy, is it a discussion. Carlin describes it as a staring con...

    On this episode, Carlin and Jordan find themselves on the opposite sides of the spectrum for this movie. They talk about the u...

Today, Carlin and Jordan talk about another fan selection. This time, Chuck suggested The African Queen, an older movie that stars Humphrey...

  Today, we review Beyond the Black Rainbow. This movie was suggested by Ryan Harris. We discuss the film’s connection to the cla...

  Today, Carlin and Jordan sit down and discuss Capote, starring Philip Seymour Hoffman. They talk about Hoffman’s masterful perf...

Warning: Because of the nature of some of the band’s lyrics and aesthetic, some profanity is referenced in this episode. Today, Carlin...

It is time, dear listeners, to discuss the most important (at least, in the mind of it’s astute protagonist) film that has ever been c...

In this episode, Carlin updates bear-bating to the 21st century standard: nerd baiting. That’s right, he’s asked Jordan to talk...

This week, Carlin and Jordan explore another fan suggestion, this time from Seth. They look at Once Upon a Time In the West. They discuss ab...

Carlin and Jordan sit down for another documentary– Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Ponies. In addition to d...

Today, Carlin and Jordan look at a selection Jordan made: Planet of the Apes, discussing the ethics of animal testing, nuclear prolifiation,...

  Today, we have an audience suggestion! C. Paul Courtney suggested we watch the indie film, Spork. And we did. We found it to be an in...

  Today, Carlin and Jordan discuss Christopher Nolan’s early film, Memento. They talk about the technical aspects of the story, a...

  Today. on Carlin and Jordan’s Most Excellent Movie Night, we have a story of a llama. An Emperor llama. And how he got his new...

This episode, we watch another fan suggestion! Carlin’s wife, Rebecca, suggested the 2001 romantic comedy, America’s Sweethearts...