Ottawa's Evil Christmas Elves

When a beloved Canada Post program lets kids write letters to Santa, what could possibly go wrong? In 2007, Ottawa families found out the hard way. Rhys and Jesse dive into the true story of the “rogue elves” who sent obscene letters “from Santa,” the full-blown national panic that followed, and why the myth of Santa can be both magical and messed up. 0:00 – Intro Banter & Cozy Studio Setup 0:30 – “The Rogue Ottawa Christmas Elves” – Episode Title Reveal 1:00 – Original Christmas Song Cold Open 2:00 – Welcome to the Festive Special 2:34 – Canada Post’s “Write to Santa” Program Explained 3:13 – How Volunteers Personalize Santa’s Letters 4:39 – A Rogue Elf Appears: Obscene Letters to Kids 5:54 – Reading the Infamous Santa Letter 8:44 – A Child Loses Faith in Santa 9:21 – Is the Santa Myth Economically Unfair? 11:49 – Santa, Parents, and the Cost of Christmas Magic 13:12 – Canada Post’s Crisis Mode: ‘Very, Very Serious’ 13:40 – Program Suspended – A ‘24’-Style 48-Hour Hunt 14:22 – New Safeguards & “Save Santa” Campaign 16:31 – CBC Report: Canada Post Finds the Rogue Elves 17:08 – Twist: The Culprits Were Minors 18:24 – Rhys’ Netflix-Worthy Kid Heist Movie Pitch 21:36 – Overreaction or Charming Protectiveness? 23:11 – Mystery Solved: Just Kids Messing Around 23:41 – “Kid Heist” as a Movie Concept 25:10 – Reflecting on 2025 & Trudeau/Katy Perry Gag 26:01 – Jesse Leaves Halifax & Plans South America Travels 28:37 – Sleeper Buses and Budget Travel Dreams 28:59 – Thank You, Listeners – Nearing 500 Episodes 29:22 – SpeakPipe Call for Messages 30:26 – YouTube & Spotify Comments, Listener Love 31:27 – Jesse’s Nightmare Roommates & Party House 33:20 – Finally Living Alone & Less Stressed 34:39 – The Old House, Halifax Explosion & Brothel Rumours 35:16 – Sign-Off: Christmas Wishes & Family Tolerance 36:29 – Musical Outro – Festive Canada Is Boring Song For premium content, socials, merch, to leave a voicemail or message us go to canadaisboring.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Ottawa's Evil Christmas Elves is an episode from Canadian Politics is Boring by Jesse Harley, Rhys Waters / Frequency Podcast Network.

This episode is 37:36 long.

This episode was published on Dec 15, 2025.

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