
EPISODE 443: A Flat Board With A Hole In The Middle
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A joke 30 years stale, the crucial work of raising awareness, sacrificial opossums, six feet of hair,...
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The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A joke 30 years stale, the crucial work of raising awareness, sacrificial opossums, six feet of hair,...
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The distance between the European sex proficiency and the European sex experience, a pilot ahead of his tim...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A-list celebs in Brisbane, a busy prodigy prequel, a sword embarrassment, the legacy of Pavarotti, an...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Fighting for justice at your local bar, a very special crawfish boil, the power of the clipboard, and...

It's a free bonus episode! Just for you! Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A series of illegal auditions for firefighting, a fantasy sword in...
Behind the paywall this week: David Bowie undertaking some spooky tourism, and so much more. Get this and over 400 other bonus episodes for...
Television personality Alexei Toliopoulos joins Theo, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: A spiteful complaint against the flight of a lifetime, the...

Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins Theo and Ben to discuss: The world as seen through community Facebook pages, and a scientific...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two liquids to avoid at all costs, a surprise in the boot of your Waymo, a surplus of 21,000 poles, a...

Recorded live in Sydney on March 5th, 2026 at Carousel. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A train-oriented Great American Hall of Name,...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Living long enough to get your elderly son a free feed, a World War 2-era cryptid in an English fores...
It's the last free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Assessing you are based on the information p...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Holland’s least plausible cop, a harmless potentially lethal viral teen prank, a Faustian NFL tickets...
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A tradition that made it from Italy to Rhode Island, an intranational pretzel connection, a misappropriated...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A house full of boobytraps, the shifting needle on protein and fibre, and the worst place for conscio...

The Theo Philes returns, and just in time for Freemium Freebruary. Theo and Ben bring you: The thrilling geographical world of enclaves and...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man and his 8000 snow globes, the world of the subletter, and a day-ruining attic grenade. *** Outr...

It's Freemium Freebruary! Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lessons from a near-death experi...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The vision behind a celebrity beverage, the recovery of a stolen harp, an implausibly small hole, and...
If you're not subscribed to the bonus episodes you're missing out on everyone's favourite new entirely comprehensible character, the Timemas...
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Listener correspondence on piss gathering methodology, the return of a familiar fish-based problem in Newfo...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's attempt to take money from the economy and inject it back into the economy, a magical night...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual Dutch New Years roundup, a shoe filled with mystery, misreading the cues in a cuck or hotw...
It's another free bonus episode for you, the freebos, while we're having a little break. Back next weekend xoxo *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and...

It's Christmas-ish! We're taking a little two week break and leaving you, the freebos, with a two tastes of what it's like to subscribe to t...

In this, the final new free episode of the year, Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Celebrating 10 years of pussyfree bliss, Cincinnati...
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at how widespread societal immiseration is impacting the LTO in the QSR space, and finding out we're...
Great minds at work on solving one of the most difficult ape-piss problems of our time. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patr...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Letting comparison be the thief of the joy of fucking someone else's wife, spray-painting the glyph o...
Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The final tale for this year's Spookvember, accidentally acquiring the perfect hangout spot, and the incredib...
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by our friend Demi Lardner to discuss: The ongoing tales of Spookvember, punching up America's voiceover wo...
This week behind the paywall: A subtle edit to a famous work of art. Plus! A man with a gun who wishes you knew more about chickens, and the...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A famous ghost in the California desert, a Lovecraftian Pontypooling in Mulgrave, a distinctive class...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two more tales of the otherworldly, proximity to the synchrotron, prematurely finding out that you're...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two tales of the uncanny, an unclear link to a frozen turkey heist, a buried lede in the American pol...
Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice be...
Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Well There's Your Problem's Justin Roczniak to talk about: The growing problem at the intersection of decr...
Hidden behind the paywall this week: High level improv from some of Australia's best non-professional comedians. Get this and all of our oth...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's feelings going into Locktober, a pair of unrelated incidents that can't bode well, a seal o...
Lucy and Ben bring you: The teen left holding the bag after the motorcycle revving jamboree, the steady encroachment of protein, no culpabil...

Lucy and Ben are joined by ex-husband of the show and Savant Garde host Jesse Black to discuss: The gift of an egg, a speedy yet dignified e...

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Trying to attain cuck pleasure without putting in the hard work, losing everything in the attempt of...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: AI arriving in small-town America, queering the gangbang, a pattern among Tesla drivers, the end of a...

It's a freebie! Just for you! This is a fun recent bonus episode we can hopefully use to entice you over to the Patreon. No pressure but. pa...

Our treasured friend Demi Lardner joins us to talk about: One of the worst ways to be hung upside down, exploring your options with the buck...
Josh Boerman from The Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived joins us to talk about: A big-time snub for a historic big unit, a slow...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Too much corn for some but not enough for others, a plane timeshare you never agreed to, a man in the...
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An opportunity to take back what WAPCoin took from you, the new Pepsi, advice for the prospective nig...
Streamer, podcaster and journalist Libby Watson joins Andrew and Ben to discuss: The worst possible medium in which to have your eternal sou...
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The incredible journey of one lightning bolt, a new term for 10 million years of having a cold one, and one...