Canada’s Secret Trade Weapon: Toilet Paper

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Sep 11, 202600:27:09Comedy

America needs our TP. It’s time to hold the roll, Canada. We have counter-tarriffed capes, cloaks and breeches. Apologies, aristocrats. Quebec has a Celine Dion lotto ticket: My Heart Will Gagnant! King Charles is on the...

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