411: Reviews of Olive Garden
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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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20 of 463 episodes410: Reviews of Bookstores with Lauren Kilby and Karen Whitehouse
I wouldn't ask for underwear if I didn't need the underwear. Listen to Who Shat on the Floor at my Wedding? And Other Crimes wherever you ge...
409: Reviews of Coffee Creamers
A belly full of white dog turds. Right now, Fi is offering my listeners up to 30% off and free shipping when you visit fitracking.com and en...
408: Reviews of Froyo with Michelle Collins
I hate when they put wang in my food. Follow Michelle on Instagram at @michcoll or @The Michelle Collins Show We're going on tour! Buy ticke...
407: Reviews of Deodorant
A stained crotch is not the experience we wanted for you. Go to zenni.com/podcast and use code PODCAST15 for 15% off your first order, plus...
406: Reviews of Novelty Ice
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405: Reviews of Mini Golf
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404: Reviews of Tiki Bars in Hong Kong (Patreon Re-Release)
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403: Reviews of The Container Store
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402: Reviews of Toothpaste with Roz Hernandez
Even Kazoo people use toothpaste. Follow Roz on Instagram @Rozhernandez and check out "Peeing in an Empty Bottle"! For a limited time, Home...
401: Reviews of Fitness Trackers
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400: Reviews of Summer Camps
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399: Reviews of Running Shoes
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398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
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397: Reviews of Lululemon
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396: Reviews of Energy Drinks
This stuff literally tastes like blue cheese and smells like cat piss. Donate to Smoking Werewolf Productions - Fright Film 2026! https://go...
395: Reviews of Bath & Body Works
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394: Reviews of Raising Cane's
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393: Reviews of Costco
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392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut
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