Ep.70 // Fired For Pooping In Girls' Purses
I talk about the time I got fired from my coat check job, for pooping in girls' purses.
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Artie's Daily Dump
Despite his low position in life, Artie has a very high opinion of himself. One might even say that he greatly overestimates his competence and abilities. Regardless, Artie is ready to turn...
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20 of 70 episodesEp.69 // Wiener Stuck In A Sap Hole
I got stuck in a compromising position, and then I diarrhea'd myself.
Ep.68 // Mailbox Full of Diarrhea
A sexy new letter carrier shoots me down romantically. But I get back at her….with diarrhea.
Ep.67 // Dear Elon Musk (Poopinal Letter #2)
My 2nd letter to Elon Musk, about my idea for the poopinal (it's like a urinal, but for pooping).
Ep.66 // Butt Putt Artie (Rectal Mini Golf)
I talk about the time I tried to impress the cool kids in high school, by playing mini golf with a putter in my butt.
Ep.65 // Little League Poop Streak
I talk about the time I played little league baseball, and pooped in the outfield.
Ep.64 // Noir Monologue With Farts
A 'Performance Fart' piece where I do a heartfelt monologue in Film Noir style, with accompanying fart noises. (contains royalty-free backgr...
Ep.63 // Rectal Pyrotechnics
I get experimental with a Roman Candle.
Ep.62 // Showing Some Wiener Cleavage
I came up with a new way to turn women on….show off some wiener cleavage.
Ep.61 // Officially Asking Out Girls Again
I'm tired of not gettin' sexual gratification, so I'm asking them girls out again.
Ep.60 // Watching Them YouTubes
I been watching YouTube, and figure I can get famous on there too! Them YouTube girls is real sexy and erotic too.
Ep.59 // Uncle Humper
I been hearing sexual noises coming from my bedroom, while my uncle is staying in there.
Ep.58 // Dear Elon Musk: Urinals or Poopinals?
I read you my letter I just wrote to Elon Musk, about becoming business partners for a great new product idea I got!
Ep.57 // Bubbling & Butt Chugging
A humiliating story about how I did 'bubbling & butt chugging' at a college party, in front of hundreds of people.
Ep.56 // Smelling & Licking Them Seats
I got a new job and my very own car! Things is looking up for me. And my new job allows me to smell and lick on seats, that ladies was just...
Ep.55 // I'm Gettin' A Car!
That's right! I'm gettin' my very own car soon. Then, I can take them women out on sexual dates!
Ep.54 // Diarrhea Piñata
I talk about a time I got fired from a job, for making a diarrhea piñata.
Ep.53 // My Mom's Lady Hole
I talk about seeing my mom's lady parts.
Ep.52 // A Different Kind of Dirty Website
I talk about the time I got my parents in trouble, for trying to find illegal naked pictures.
Ep.51 // Memorial Day Sex Melons
I talk about my embarrassing Memorial Day, involving melons.