Choosing the Bear

On this episode, Heather has skeeted into the house fresh off a nose bleed. She is ready to take on her birthday month of March! She shares details of an upcoming shoot she is nervous about and her shows in Texas and her roots in the rodeo. Heading to Japan soon, she is ready to adopt Punch herself. She takes on a voicemail about the theatre kids version of the high school sport team. Episode Sponsors: Head to to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely. Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code ABSOLUTELY for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/ABSOLUTELY . Redefine your standard of health. Secure 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at Piquelife.com/absolutely. Right now, Merit Beauty is offering our listeners their Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at meritbeauty.com . Join the loyalty program for renters at joinbilt.com/absolutely . Go to Ro.co/absolutelynot to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media . See Privacy Policy at and California Privacy Notice at .

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Choosing the Bear is an episode from Absolutely Not by Dear Media.

This episode is 01:00:45 long.

This episode was published on Mar 4, 2026.

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